Sarcasm with jam: Ash Stymest

Friday 8 April 2011

Meet Ash, international model, drummer and now favourite of MTV BANG, as of March 2010.

He keeps us awake after a 'heavy' Saturday night, between Teen Mom, My Super Sweet 16 & our favourite JERSEY SHORE.

"Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party" Oscar Wilde

"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"Winston Churchill

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." Oscar Wilde

"My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world"George Bernard Shaw

"Where's your will to be weird?" Jim Morrison