Wednesday, 6 April 2011

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." Says who?






Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant




I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx




If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx


I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx


No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Groucho Marx


A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Groucho Marx




It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
Paul Newman




It's a catastrophic success.
Stephen Bishop
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
Stephen Bishop


Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Mark Twain


Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain




He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde




I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

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