“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
- Groucho Marx
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
- Groucho Marx
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
- Groucho Marx
“No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”
- Groucho Marx
“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”
“It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.”
- Paul Newman
“It's a catastrophic success.”
- Stephen Bishop
“I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.”
- Stephen Bishop
“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”
- Mark Twain
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
- Mark Twain
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
- Oscar Wilde
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
- Winston Churchill
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