Sarcasm with jam: Chiddy Bang – Heatwave feat. Mac Miller

"Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party" Oscar Wilde

"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!"Winston Churchill

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." Oscar Wilde

"My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world"George Bernard Shaw

"Where's your will to be weird?" Jim Morrison

Sarcasm with jam